the-monstrumologist:

ydrill:

Enjoying bath

OH
MY
GOD
HOW
FUCKING
CUTE

oswinoswut:

if you dont still say “wed-ness-day” in your head when you spell wednesday then ur a fucking liar

American Horror Story: Freak Show.

svvords:

Miley Cyrus? more like Miley Lierus we know your secret double life

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desactivated:

when you see a pen on the ground and you steal it

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burgerkid:

making eye contact with a hot stranger and knowing you will never see them again

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valleyofdestruction:

spoken-not-written:

dropped my scrabble game on the sidewalk

What’s the word on the street?

pastabot:

pastabot:

does anyone want a bff

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a BIG FUCKING FROG

aqua-zayn:

supermerwholocked:

tonyperryisacuteturtle:

natalialoove:

unfinishedmelody:

tisafinnfiction:

I have been waiting for this little guy to come back on my dash. He dances in sync with whatever song you’re listening to.

It’s true. I’m listening to old traditional Chinese music and it works.

Why are you listening to old traditional Chinese music?

du4ne:

no matter how many followers i get i swear nobody actually read my posts